I only work for MONEY!!!!

I DO have a job now, I work at a Fish and Chip Shop that also does kebabs.
Now don't laugh, but it is called the 'Oasis Fish and Chip shop'.
And NO, I didn't get a job there because it is called Oasis!
So many people have said that, it is unbelievable.

Still, a job's a job.

Hey, one thing though - I make a MEAN kebab!

Last Updated: 1999